Strangers with Axes

This week, I posted an apartment ad on Craigslist. I need to get rid of my place by September 1. It shouldn't be a difficult task, judging by the cartloads of email that are pouring into my gmail account.

My boyfriend won't be home tonight, which means I'll have to show total strangers around my apartment by myself. There are supposed to be rollicking thunderstorms, as well: the perfect setup for an ax murder!